Animal Competition Fan T-Shirts

Cat show success.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I win!'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Snail Coach

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Tiger Costume

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'