Animal Competition Fan Gifts

Cat show success.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I win!'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Snail Coach

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Tiger Costume

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.