Quirky Competition Fan Gifts

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'And for sticking the most pins in a single shirt, the winner is...'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Fly Football

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Unsportables: Relay

'I win!'

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Beachy Hair

Deregulated Baseball

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

French Animal Noises.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Let go of the pole!'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Olympic Bubble

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

Tug the Toggle

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

"Foul!"

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'