Quirky Competition Fan Pillows

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'And for sticking the most pins in a single shirt, the winner is...'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Fly Football

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

'I win!'

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

French Animal Noises.

Deregulated Baseball

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'Let go of the pole!'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

Tug the Toggle

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.