Competitor Fan Gifts

Judges holding up numbers - judge at the end has a sign which says 'how much for a 10?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Skate or die."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'I win!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Rugby Mad.

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

One-upmanship.

'Look out for his low punches.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'Such petulance!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"Foul!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'