Competitor Fan Gifts

Judges holding up numbers - judge at the end has a sign which says 'how much for a 10?'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Skate or die."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'I win!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Rugby Mad.

Wrestling Champion.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

No hitting below the belt!

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

One-upmanship.

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"Foul!"

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."