Quirky Fight Fan Gifts

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Fly Football

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Footballer and Bacteria.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Nick Offerman

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Deregulated Baseball

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Who are These People?"

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Wrestling Champion.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'Let go of the pole!'

Goblin.

"I just always show up to everything!"

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

A bowls player bowling a bomb