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Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Fly Football

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Footballer and Bacteria.

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Nick Offerman

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Who are These People?"

Beachy Hair

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Deregulated Baseball

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Wrestling Champion.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Let go of the pole!'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Goblin.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer