Quirky Boxing Fan Gifts

'Yeah, well - I'm nasally challenged, ain't I ?'

Fly Football

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

The Unsportables: Relay

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

Monster Baseball

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

EU

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

Martial Arts

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Deregulated Baseball

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I Win!!!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"Date night again already?"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Let go of the pole!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins