Boxing Fan With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'The parrot died so I got a cage-fighter.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Smite him, my son!"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."