Boxing Fanatic Gifts

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

"I knew she'd pull through. She's a real fighter."

Strange Wrestling

"He fought like hell."

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'I'm a horrible person.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

Buch of 5x5's

101 uses of a dead cat: boxing gloves

Joe Louis

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

How Amazon was invented

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'