Boxing Aficionados Gifts

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Is this a good time to discuss your health insurance needs?'

'I'm sick of watching our wedding video.'

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

Well, th' kid wit' th' boxing nun hand puppet won...

New Olympic Event: Tibetan Boxing.

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

Catfight Under Queensbury Rules

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

How Amazon was invented

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

A skier and a paraglider

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.