Boxing Enthusiasts Gifts

Office of Fair Trading boxer

'When are these fools going to get it through their thick skulls?... You can't fight city hall.'

"Megan, will you please prepare our client for cross examination?"

"Watch him, he's got a good right hand"

"Your wife wants to settle out of court"

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

'Hold on, I think I dropped a glove...'

"Look! I got this gold candy medallion at the opening of the ALi center! Muhammad Ali is my hero!" "Then you should chuck that medallion in the Ohio river and burn a draft card, Junior!"

Cinderella Revisited - I hear you've got a glass jaw.

"And no hitting below where a normal person wears his belt."

'We live in pivotal times. How's your left hook?'

'He looks mean. Avoid eye contact.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'When that bell rings, yank that string THREE TIMES and go into him like a kamikaze pilot!'

The pop-up book of fighters

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

How Amazon was invented

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Early Exercise Machines

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'