Boxing Aficionado Gifts

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'You really should work on your people skills.'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Jack-in -the-box wins boxing match.

'Violence solves everything...'

Fair play?

'Is my medical insurance paid up?'

Heenan Sayers Fight - Reception of Nast at Heenan's training base

"You're telegraphing your punches!"

True biblical stories.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Barrister wearing boxing gloves and cricket pads

"Watch out for his left hook."

Joe was only tiny... but he was determined.

Pirate sitting in boxing ring, trainer talking to boxer: 'Watch out for his right hook.'

"Just remember he's a southpaw..."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Boxer being disqualified.

"I am announcing my retirement, with immediate effect!"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Advantage Mr. Edmonson."

Socially Distanced Boxers

"Remember -- he may have book smarts, but you've got street smarts."

"He doesn't want to fight, but he says no one wants to laugh anymore."

Hope a Dope

Man playing a guitar with boxing gloves.

Rigging a boxing match by putting a credit card in the glove

'He was there when we left the dressing room.'

'..and in this corner, with a record of 25 wins, 7 draws, 18 losses, and 9 times beaten to a pulp...'

Pop-Up Books. A pop-up book about boxing wasn't such a good idea.

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

I trained fighters before I became a lawyer. You went from boxers to briefs!