Boxing Connoisseur Gifts

"Mr Smith next door sent me. He wants to come around to watch the boxing tonight, but he's not happy with the picture on your new 50 inch T.V."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

How Amazon was invented

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Raging Bull on Ice

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"Smite him, my son!"