Boxing Connoisseur Gifts

"Mr Smith next door sent me. He wants to come around to watch the boxing tonight, but he's not happy with the picture on your new 50 inch T.V."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

How Amazon was invented

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Raging Bull on Ice

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'