Boxing Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

'I like boxing when there's lots and lots of dancing. And very little hitting.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Improvised Dentistry.

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Fast Food Dieter

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Pelobong

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

Raging Bull on Ice

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'