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"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."

Brighton Rocky

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'