Boxing Humor Gifts

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

The Hockey World

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'