Boxing Humor Gifts

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

"Let's consider an early dive."

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Alternative fielding positions

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'