Kickboxing Comedy Gifts

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'He's maturing early.'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Old Karate Master

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Martial Arts

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Brighton Rocky

"Previously on..."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

John Cleese

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'Isn't your father that very tall boxer?'

Workout Calendar

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

Thai boxing for beginners.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

Knockout!

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

"Why don't you become a boxer? Haha, just kidding!"

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

Predatory Loan Corp.

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."