Kickboxing Enthusiast Gifts

"He's off to work and I'm off to kickboxing class."

"Watch out! She's practicing her kickboxing!"

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Fighting Covid

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Martial Arts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'