Kickboxing Champion Gifts

"My computer beat me at chess..."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

"Apply a snowball for twenty minutes every two to four hours."

Martial Arts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Snowballs!

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Workout Calendar

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Thai boxing for beginners.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

A boxer with a foam hand

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.

Fighting Covid

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'I hear your wife got another 1st in the knitting contest.'