Kickboxing Champion T-Shirts

"My computer beat me at chess..."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Martial Arts

"Apply a snowball for twenty minutes every two to four hours."

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Snowballs!

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Workout Calendar

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Thai boxing for beginners.

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

A boxer with a foam hand

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Fighting Covid

The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

"Sounds like my daughter's back from her karate lesson."

Boy denies throwing snowballs