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'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

A young Don King

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Martial Arts

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'