Kick Boxing Contender Gifts

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

A young Don King

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's consider an early dive."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Martial Arts

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Please, feel free to disagree."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."