Kickboxing Gifts

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Martial Arts

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

"My computer beat me at chess..."

"Watch out! She's practicing her kickboxing!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Thai boxing for beginners.

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.

"He's off to work and I'm off to kickboxing class."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Workout Calendar

"So, It's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"