Kickboxing Instructor Gifts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Overjumpers

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

"Hi-yah!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Exercise Class

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Fitness guru.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Personal Potty Trainer

Old Karate Master

Zumba

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.