Kickboxing Instructor Gifts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Overjumpers

Muscles

"Hi-yah!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Exercise Class

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Fitness guru.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Personal Potty Trainer

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Old Karate Master

Zumba

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.