Karate Instructor Gifts

A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.

'Dang! This guy's good!'

"You're too defensive."

Kick Down Door and Enter

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

High Kick

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

'Are you guys having a pyjama party?'

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

The Karate Master

Chi Kick

'He may look like a wimpy dog to you, but he has a black belt in karate.'

School of Karate

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"

"Looks like it's getting a bit choppy out there."

"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh