Karate Connoisseur Gifts

'They agreed to tear this house down for a third of what we pay our regular demolition team.'

Overjumpers

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Old Karate Master

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Masterpiece?

Martial Arts

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

'Are you guys having a pyjama party?'

School of Karate

"Looks like it's getting a bit choppy out there."

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

Tree and man

'This is a crash course.'

High Kick

Craft Floss

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

'Uh-oh! It's the pun police!'