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Overjumpers

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Old Karate Master

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Martial Arts

Masterpiece?

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"Looks like it's getting a bit choppy out there."

Tree and man

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

School of Karate

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

'Are you guys having a pyjama party?'

High Kick

'This is a crash course.'

Craft Floss

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

"Like a grind stone cowboy!"

'Uh-oh! It's the pun police!'