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'I can't say I like the look of this...'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

Martial Arts

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."