Karate Kid Admirer Mugs

'I can't say I like the look of this...'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Remedial Karate"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

Martial Arts

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'