Karate Fan Mugs

'You should never have convinced her to take karate lessons in the first place, mate.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Martial Arts

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Remedial Karate"

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'