Karate Mugs

Old Karate Master

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Karate Class Clown

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"You're too defensive."

Karate School.

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'I can't say I like the look of this...'

'The Pink Belt? That means I can open a child-proof caps.'

Karate Chop.

"Hi-yah!"

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

Overjumpers

'Congratulations, Irwin, you've finally earned your white belt.'

'You have a red belt already?'

Martial Arts Gym

'His karate instructor has seen great improvement and suggests we don't make him angry.'

The Karate Kitten.

'How easy is it to get a belt ?'

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

High Kick

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

'Which would be cheaper, let bullies continue to take my lunch money or take karate lessons?'

'Remember me?'

'I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...'

Pinocchio began to regret taking up the sport.

If I lose, I'll be dressed for hospital.

Women's Martial Arts Center

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

'So then I said, 'Oh sure...Who's ever heard of a cat with a black belt in karate?!'

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'