Karate Gifts

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.

Old Karate Master

'Dang! This guy's good!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Karate Class Clown

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"You're too defensive."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

Karate Chop.

'I can't say I like the look of this...'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'The Pink Belt? That means I can open a child-proof caps.'

Karate School.

"This guy's good!"

Pinocchio began to regret taking up the sport.

"Hi-yah!"

'His karate instructor has seen great improvement and suggests we don't make him angry.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

The Karate Kitten.

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

Martial Arts Gym

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'You have a red belt already?'

'Remember me?'

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

'Congratulations, Irwin, you've finally earned your white belt.'

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

Overjumpers

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...'

'Which would be cheaper, let bullies continue to take my lunch money or take karate lessons?'