Karate Kid Gifts

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Dang! This guy's good!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"This guy's good!"

Karate Chop.

Karate School.

'Which would be cheaper, let bullies continue to take my lunch money or take karate lessons?'

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Martial Arts

"Hi-yah!"

Karate

'You have a red belt already?'

"Yes, I did warn him that I was a black belt, but then he called eight of his mates over."

'How easy is it to get a belt ?'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'So then I said, 'Oh sure...Who's ever heard of a cat with a black belt in karate?!'

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

If I lose, I'll be dressed for hospital.

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

'Remember me?'

"Ninja bread men"

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

Karate

Green Belt

Karate Chop.

Martial Arts

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

School of Karate

Man Karate Chops Stone To Get Sword Out.

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

Martial Arts