Future Karate Kid Gifts

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Martial Arts

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"