Future Karate Kid Pillows

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Remedial Karate"

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."