Karate Enthusiast Gifts

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'The Pink Belt? That means I can open a child-proof caps.'

Sign on Door at Karate School For When Door is Locked

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

'His karate instructor has seen great improvement and suggests we don't make him angry.'

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

High Kick

Karate fighter trying to hitch a ride to karate championships.

'Lunch is ready!!' - 'I'm practising Karate Kid, Mum.' - 'What are you doing?' - 'Crane kick.' - 'Hmmm... what would Daniel Larusso do in this situation?'

The Karate Gardener

"I warned him that I was a green belt in karate, then he warned me that he was a black belt!"

'Wait, Dennis, you fool! That gorilla has a black belt!'

Do you want to see my karate chop?

"This might be a stick-up...but first...do you know karate or are you just in your robe?"

"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"

"And I got this one when I was awarded my 4th Degree Wide Belt."

"Predators go for the easiest prey, so if you pretend to know karate, they'll tend to avoid you. . ."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

Karate Yid

'Remind me to thank Mother for paying for my karate lessons.'

'So it is true, your wife is taking karate lessons!'

"A Mr. Jackie Chan to see you, sir."

"We've been getting on fine since I took up karate!"

"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"

The Karate Master

'How did the karate leasons go?'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."