Karate Kid Wannabe Gifts

Martial Arts: Beginners Welcome.

"Seriously, I think you should just buy pepper spray."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Skater dude.

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"