Karate Dreamer Gifts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Bob's Driving School.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'You may now kick the bride.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Olympic Climate

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

The world's most unemployable family

Children's imagination

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Red Arrows Rookies

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Thin Ice

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Remedial Karate"

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'I thought I could dance...'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"That painting's not going to paint itself."