Skateboard Dreamer Gifts

Ice Skater

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Olympic Climate

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

twist building

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"We've decided to add forty floors."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'We lost funding.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

'The builder is behind schedule but my lease was up at my previous location.'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

"Don't even think about it."

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

Save this Wilderness.

"It's going well so far."

Paris Olympics

Here are some things we'd see at the upcoming 2021 summer Olympics if Ernie was in charge. Long jump records being shattered thanks to the new shark tank! Parents who have managed both work and child education from home during the pandemic are in the balance beam event. Distance running features healthcare workers. They've been in a marathon, not a sprint, and have showed incredible endurance. No the pole vault is not a secure place where we store poles.

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

Gary Betteman: I'm wishing for a settlement before Christmas.

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

I love gymnastics