Ski Slope Dreamer Gifts

Hitchhiking skier

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

I love the Shard

Walkers

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"You've been served."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Flights and Coronavirus

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Cold Beers and Skiers

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

Skyscrapers made from hair (colour).

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

Because it's there!

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

Gary Betteman: I'm wishing for a settlement before Christmas.

Ice Skater

'Where is Wally?'