Martial Arts Daydreamer Gifts

"It's a good thing we didn't see the dude who robbed this place."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

The world's most unemployable family

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Children's imagination

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Great money scenes!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Martial Arts

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

'Dauber Micawber'

Al, I hear that only one out of 100 art school graduates goes on to make a living in art. That's where I was smart, Axel: I flunked out!

'I thought I could dance...'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

No Action Comics

Claude Debussy

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'