Martial Arts Daydreamer Pillows

"It's a good thing we didn't see the dude who robbed this place."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

The world's most unemployable family

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Children's imagination

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Great money scenes!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Martial Arts

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

'Dauber Micawber'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

'I thought I could dance...'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

No Action Comics

Claude Debussy

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."