Karate Kid At Heart Gifts

Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.

Karate Class Clown

'Congratulations, Irwin, you've finally earned your white belt.'

The Karate Kitten.

Kick Down Door and Enter

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'He may look like a wimpy dog to you, but he has a black belt in karate.'

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Freestyling.

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Martial Arts

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Remedial Karate"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Three more classes and I get my belt."