Karate Kid At Heart T-Shirts

Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.

Karate Class Clown

'Congratulations, Irwin, you've finally earned your white belt.'

The Karate Kitten.

Kick Down Door and Enter

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'He may look like a wimpy dog to you, but he has a black belt in karate.'

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Freestyling.

Martial Arts

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Remedial Karate"

Peacock on skateboard

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'