Karate Kid Prints

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Karate Chop.

Karate School.

'You have a red belt already?'

'Remember me?'

"Yes, I did warn him that I was a black belt, but then he called eight of his mates over."

'How easy is it to get a belt ?'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'So then I said, 'Oh sure...Who's ever heard of a cat with a black belt in karate?!'

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

If I lose, I'll be dressed for hospital.

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

'Which would be cheaper, let bullies continue to take my lunch money or take karate lessons?'

Karate

"Hi-yah!"

Martial Arts

A combination of enthusiasm with a lack of experience meant that Steve was always leaping to contusions.

Green Belt

Karate

Karate Chop.

"Ninja bread men"

Martial Arts

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

Martial Arts

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

School of Karate

Man Karate Chops Stone To Get Sword Out.

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

'I was in the right, but the other guy was in karate.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

Sign on the door at Karate School.