Karate Kids Mugs

'I think we've got a gatecrasher.'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Martial Arts

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."