Karate Lover Mugs

'The next one who tries to wrestle me is in for a surprise: I've learned Karate!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Lady to beat up husband: 'Wasn't that nice that my self-defense class signed your cast?'

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

King George I

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Martial Arts

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Pub Kendo.

"Remedial Karate"

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Sofia Vergara

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Wrestling Champion.

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...