Karate Lover Pillows

'The next one who tries to wrestle me is in for a surprise: I've learned Karate!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Lady to beat up husband: 'Wasn't that nice that my self-defense class signed your cast?'

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

King George I

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

"Remedial Karate"

Martial Arts

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Pub Kendo.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

Wrestling Champion.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'