Karate Enthusiasts Pillows

"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Martial Arts

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Martial Arts

"Remedial Karate"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Bob's a tool belt."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'